What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 15:02

You Only Live Twice
From Russia With Love
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Live and Let Die
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-”Ah so!”
Octopussy
Dr No
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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-J W Pepper
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
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A View to a Kill
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Goldfinger
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Moonraker
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd